Beetlejuice Beetlejuice star Michael Keaton was this weekend’s Saturday Night time Reside host, becoming a member of the present’s solid for a really particular Halloween phase of Store TV.
Within the sketch, hosts Rhett and Lindy, performed by Mikey Day and Heidi Gardner, are attempting to maintain issues festive for the “Spooktober” season after they introduce Keaton as “The Cookie Man,” who’s promoting some notably… attention-grabbing Halloween-themed cookies. The cookies are supposed to resemble zombie eyes, however—shock!—they find yourself trying extra like a sure physique half. Yep, you guessed it: breasts. And that’s just about your complete joke.
When Lindy factors out that the cookie’s heart appears “very pink,” Keaton doubles down, explaining that it’s alleged to be a “bloodshot eye.”
“I’d’ve gone with a blue-eye, however inform us concerning the flavors a little bit tit—bit,” Rhett chimes in.
Cue 5 minutes of breast innuendos that I cannot repeat right here.